She explained: « We have rules aboard the ship. The most important one is that you have to ask permission before taking a photo with someone else in it.
« Men can’t be overly excited. We say that if they start to feel things around moving down there, jump in cold water, or think about baseball.
« Dinner in the formal dining room has a dress code, largely because the waitstaff carries trays of hot food. ‘No nips, no bits, and no butts’ is what I always say to remind people of our dinner-dress code.
« Dinner is the only time guests must wear real clothes — no mesh, nothing see-through, and nothing made of string. »
While it might seem surprising, not everybody aboard the ship is nude either, as the captain and the crew with all be wearing clothes, which might come as a bit of a shock if you’re the first person to board.
Although you might be quick to write it off, the cruises have taken passengers all over the world and helped to build long-lasting friendships, as it means you’re not immediately judging a person based on what they wear.
And if you are interested, just don’t forget a towel.
