This might be the smartest 7-year-old in America…

The officer lost it.

I mean completely lost it.

He bent over laughing so hard he had to hold onto the truck just to stay standing.

Tears in his eyes.

Trying to catch his breath.

Meanwhile I’m sitting there in the driver’s seat absolutely mortified, wondering how my life turned into this situation.

Finally he wipes his eyes and asks me, still chuckling:

“How far you gotta go?”

I said, “About two miles to the house.”

He shakes his head, still laughing, and says: