“I saw it on YouTube.”
I blink.
“What do you mean you saw it on YouTube?”
She shrugs and says:
“I didn’t think it would actually work.”
So I ask the obvious question.
“Wait… you’re not actually pooping?”
She goes:
“Nope.”
Then adds, completely calm:
“And you’re not getting a ticket either.”
I’m still trying to decide whether I should ground her…
or hire her as my attorney.
But one thing’s for sure…
That kid might just be my hero.
Credit to the respective owner.