But deep down…
Your neck will remember this choice forever.
Morning Coffee
If this is your sacrifice, please sit down.
Are you okay?
You are the kind of person who wakes up and says,
“Good morning!” unironically.
You probably:
Have natural energy
Smile before 9 a.m.
Terrify caffeine-dependent people
Society needs you.
But we don’t understand you.
Warm Blanket
If you give this up, you are brave—or live somewhere permanently warm.
You hate being “trapped” under things.
You like freedom.
You are suspicious of coziness.