“IT’S COMING OUT!!!!”
“I CAN’T HOLD IT ANY LONGER, PAW PAW!!!”
“I’M SERIOUS, IT’S ALMOST HEREEEEE!!!”
I froze.
The officer definitely heard every single word because he stopped walking and looked at the truck like something catastrophic was happening inside.
He walked up, stepped onto my brush guard, leaned down to the window and asked:
“Uh… what exactly is going on back there?”
Before I could even open my mouth, my granddaughter leaned forward, looked that officer dead in the eyes, and said with complete seriousness:
“I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
Y’all…
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