Hot Showers
If you give this up, you are either:
A cold-water warrior
Training to be a monk
Or lying to yourself for attention
You believe “discomfort builds character” and probably say things like,
“I actually like cold weather” while everyone else suffers.
You are strong.
You are unhinged.
You should not be trusted with the thermostat.
Soft Pillow
If you choose this, congratulations—you are emotionally resilient and slightly suspicious.
You can sleep anywhere: planes, couches, chairs, emotional turmoil.
You’ve said, “I don’t need comfort, I need efficiency.”
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